Updated - I've been having a think. What d' yer reckon ?
'METROSEXUALISTA'
'URBAN SOPHISTICADO'
'KEEP THE RIFF-RAFF IN !'
'FRIG OFF !'
'SHITEHOLES AHOY !'
'BLUSTERINGLY QUAFFULESCENT'
'YOU WANT SOME ACTION HOMBRE ?'
'ALE: IT'S NOT FOR PONCES'
'FLAVOURSOME WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE'
'MINE’S A GUATEMALAN CAIPIRINHA'
'TRAMPS, ALKIES, PISS-ARTISTS, LOAFERS, SLUGGARDS, JACKANAPES, PUTTERERS, MISCREANTS, SUNDRY NE’ER-DO-WELLS'
'RHEUM ONE-O-ONE: MEMBERS ONLY'
[No blog this week by the way - we're having a week off because some of us are going to the Chester CAMRA beer festival tonight. Taste buds to the fore casketeers !]
GET OUT - YOU'RE NOT EVEN PROPER HOMOSEXUALS!
ReplyDelete"WHO WAS PRESIDENT OF THE USA THE YEAR LANCE ARMSTRONG WALKED ON THE MOON?" It simply HAS to be this one.
ReplyDeleteBest 'contender' thus far.
ReplyDeleteI've seen a grown man naked
ReplyDeleteMe and about 10-15 mates are starting the Chester Beer Appreciation Society, C-BAS for short. We're having our first monthly night on 1/11. The format is 4 pubs, 4 beers. Fancy popping along and sharing war stories?
Andy
never in the field of human conflict, was so munch drunk by so few.
ReplyDeleteHa ha - good stuff chaps. Keep 'em coming.
ReplyDeleteC-BAS sounds like a wheeze. Thanks for the invite, but 1/11 isn't possible for me. You'll have to let us know when/where the December one is.
ReplyDeleteCognitive Behaviour Psychologists?
ReplyDeleteMmm, a laydee ! Excellent - I can see what you've done there.
ReplyDeleteWill do, Tarquel. Send me your email address - tabberer3@yahoo.co.uk. Be good to see you there.
ReplyDeleteAndy
Another one...
ReplyDeleteThis one's for Churchill
You absolutely appalling lounge lizard, Tarkers.
ReplyDelete*licks eyes*
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